The Grand Palace (cont.)
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| Here I am with one of the guards. I wanted to pinch him on the bum but Anny thought that would be inappropriate. Can't think why but I bowed to her better judgement. After that we walked to the river and took a river taxi back to the hotel, enjoying the wind and cooling off a bit. I had a shower, washed my clothes, redid my make up, and put on a pair of jeans. Meanwhile there was a whopping great rainstorm with a jet black sky and some fantastic lightning. |
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| We took a taxi to Patpong, the red light district and wandered around the stalls which were selling counterfeit watches and clothes. Anny, who is a really efficient bargainer, bought a nice Rolex watch for € 30, and I got a BMW keyring watch and a 6 set place mat in wood for my kitchen table, and a Harry Potter watch for my little girl. It was really fun and I wish I could have afforded to buy more. We went into a girly bar for a drink and became the stars of the evening. It turned out that half the gorgeous creatures in there were operated transsexuals and all the girls accepted us as one of them. We compared tits, prices and so on. One of them had even been to the surgeon we were going to. Next we went into a restaurant and had a delicious cheap Thai meal then we did more shops, all the time being chatted up by women. We were persuaded into another bar where the girls were in black bikinis and black suede knee boots (slobber !). I was invited to do an erotic poledance with one of the girls on the bar and Anny took some photos. Looking at those delicious creatures was a bit of a turn-on. I briefly toyed with the idea of having a last fling before it was too late but decided that I would rather keep the memory of having made love with my ex-wife. We took a taxi back to the hotel and went to bed late. A really fun day ! |
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| Sunday 29 august. We didn't sleep long enough but had to get up so as to get some breakfast ! I had to dress the same as last night and wished I'd brought more clothes along (but then I ALWAYS think that). We were intending to walk to catch the boat so as to go to the Grand Palace to have a canal tour. But we were accosted by 3 guys with tuktuks, one of whom smacked my bum ! These things are desperately funny and are a cross between a motorbike and a van. We were offered a price of 20 baht which we couldn't refuse so off we went after doing some photos. It was noisy, smelly and windy ! Of course the driver embarked on a tour of his own, first taking us to a jewellry shop which was of zero interest. He no doubt received a commission on sales. Then he asked if he could take us to a jewellry factory because he would get 5 litres of petrol free. Since he was being honest about it we didn't mind and Anny bought a nice ring there. After that we declined any more of the driver's side trips and got out at Grand Palace. |
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| Here I am at the controls of the infernal machine. Outta my way ! |
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| We hired a pirogue for a 2 hour trip through the klongs which are a series of small interconnecting canals. It was very interesting but a little long. The canals were even filthier than the Chao Phraya river and resembled a sea of diarrhea more than anything else. At one stage I was looking closely at the fish just under the surface and got splashed in the face by a flicking tail ! Anny guffawed with laughter at the horrified expression on my face ! I had visions of pustules developing on my skin and leaving me to die of bubonic plague... When the tour finished we got a taxi to the Weekend Market which turned out to be totally naff so we caught the metro back towards the hotel, then decided to get off at Patpong to wander around until supper time. Anny bought a Rolex for her boyfriend, and I got a Bvlgari for myself for € 8 !! At the time of writing, 2 years later, this beautiful watch looks as good as new and works perfectly ! I love it ! I also bought a very sexy patched denim miniskirt and matching handbag for € 20. We got a very good deal on all our purchases thanks to Anny's bargaining abilities. We went and ate in the same restaurant as last night then caught a taxi back to the hotel. Our plans to go dancing at the Ministry of Sound were cancelled because we were too tired. |
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Monday 30 august. Well, today is when things start to get serious ! We were to be picked up by a driver from the Dr. Suporn Clinic and taken to Chonburi, an hour so to the south. We had breakfast outside by the pool as the restaurant was over-airconditioned. Then we packed and checked out of the room then sat in the lobby and waited for our our pick-up. I spotted two escalators just by the hotel boulangerie and handed Anny my bag then went sprinting up the descending escalator much to the surprise of the very serious sales girl. Anny gesticulated to her as if to say I was bananas which made the girl erupt with laughter ! It's not the way serious hotel guests are supposed to behave but I must admit I have a thing about running the wrong way on escalators. Unfortunately for me, when I arrived at the top I found myself in the middle of a wedding reception ! Everybody looked at me as if I were some sort of lunatic. Our pick-up (a lady called Is) arrived late at 13.30. We drove to Chonburi, a boring drive to a boring town. |
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We checked in to the Mercure Hotel where we spotted a very tall TS girl hobbling painfully along - clearly a recent patient ! Wannee, the very cheerful nurse, arrived to say she'd pick us up tomorrow at 10.00 to take us to the clinic to choose the size for our future titties. We went to our room then went to say hello to Joanne, an English girl whom I'd met on the internet and who had just had facial feminisation surgery. We went for a walk, and ended up in an air-conditioned shopping centre. Anny said I was attracting a lot of attention with my short skirt, although I can't say I really noticed. She says I'm naive about my effect on men ! I guess she should know because she's what one might call "very experienced !" We were stopped by a Thai girl who wanted to know if I was Corinne ! It was another nurse. She poked my bare tummy and said "sexy" (is this a local custom ?) and explained that she was going to be doing the breast massage. She left saying "Your breasts will be in my hands !" We returned to the hotel and went to visit Joanna as promised. There was another ts there, a very pretty girl who had just had her tits done. We had a very intereresting chat then went to eat in the Japanese restaurant in the hotel lobby. The waitress said "Sexy" and pinched my tummy ! What is it with these Thai women ? I wish European women reacted to me in the same way. We ate a rather substandard meal (at least the California roll was naff) and the waitress came twice and stroked my tummy. Very strange that she felt she could do that, especially as she was otherwise a very meek waitress. My operation is approaching at the speed of light... I have one more day. Gosh. I don't have any second thoughts at all though, and I'm convinced I'm doing the right thing. |
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